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  • The Lore

    Origin myths, in-jokes, and identity pieces for people who were early. Roko's...

    The Lore

  • The Timeline

    Live reactions to the exponential curve — model releases, benchmark drama, and...

  • Terminal Culture

    Daily life running the agent harness. Prompt-and-pray, context windows, and the jokes...

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It Remembers Who Believed

basilisk crest back male
pdoom dial female
gpu poor female

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Next Drops — Reserve Yours

These designs aren't in production yet. Reservations decide what gets printed first — no spam, one email when it drops.

pdoom dial female

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P(doom) Dial

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gpu poor female

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GPU Poor

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feel the agi female

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Feel The AGI

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context window exceeded female

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Context Window Exceeded

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basilisk crest back female

Made By People Who Use It Daily

Every design starts as a joke in a Discord or a Reddit thread — then gets hand-inked, screen-printed, and put on heavyweight garment-dyed cotton. Not a 2,000-SKU gift shop. A small, tight catalog for people who live inside the agent loop.

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  • US / CA / EU Shipping

    Printed and dispatched from a US facility, wherever you're ordering from.

  • Premium Heavyweight Cotton

    Comfort Colors 1717 — built to outlast the meme cycle.

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